I am fuming. Absolutely furious. About the attitude showcase the bloody auntie hit upon us.

There are five more minutes before the train arrives at the station. You have two pairs of friends together, spaced out vertically by a few step spaces, and you chat idly with your partner at the side. This auntie, as if she was in some oh so important rush, comes down the steps behind you. And before I go on I remind, that there are FIVE more bloody minutes before the train comes.

She does this to me
"EH EXCUSE ME LEH"

I step aside left down to one step before me, and allow her access down, which would still be blocked by my other pair of friends. She does a disgruntled "ARGH AIYO" as she squeezes her lard blubber fat cotton-stuffed weight pass us, the first pair. And proceeds.

Blocked by my friends, who were in their own conversation as well, she magnifies a "EH HALLOW OIE".

Bloody hell, was what came to my mind instantly. You dont rush around down the bloody escalator when there are five more minutes to the train and break up couples of friends on the way, ignore a polite and spontaneous "sorry" and do a HALLOW as if the escalator is activated just to suit your laziness to climb down the stairs. Furthermore you even spoilt the beautifully toned word HELL-LOH, which seems so friendly and colourful, to a disgusting HAR-LOW with exclamation marks behind it.

I was so incensed by it I said "Hallow what hallow? Say ExcuseMe will kill is it?"

*Zhiyu does some sign which I didnt really bother to notice at that moment, but most probably it was sthg that initiated me to chill and mint. *

"I JUST NOW NEVER TELL YOU EXCUSE ME MEH???!!!"

Her exact words. From what she says, does she mean that I can pay the toilet "vendor" or whatever you call it, say, 10cents, and then I constantly use the toilet over the day? Regardless of the number of times I enter and exit.

That would be nonsense you would say. So how the fuck do you think your ONE EXCUSE ME could apply to all the people down the escalator especially when they were engrossed in their conversations?! Its just another analogy.

And she exclaims "SIAOO!!"

And even as we were exchanging gunpowder, she was still squeezing her way down.

I ended it with a "YOU THEN SIAO LAH"

Okay, you might end up thinking I appeared crude and rude to an elderly. But I would have stood my ground and sensibly explain that just like All is equal in the eyes of Justice, this situation would have happened to any age group had they done the same thing. It is not about me being rude or what. I was totally cheesed off by her nonchalant attitude, her lazy legs, her fucking attitude and her thought that she was never wrong.

Zhiyu thought I was crazy to be bothered by her assholic actions. I easily defend, that I am fucking concerned with the attitude situation in Singapore and thats the only reason I could be even bothered enough to be angry.



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Elate-ness was what surged into me when I saw Shannon. GODZILLA was what I feared when I met Shi Ning.